Wednesday, April 18, 2018

They were at the park. “The sun looks white,” said the troll…


“Like white cheddar,” said the skank…


“Do you remember when it was piss yellow?”


“Sort of.” The skank held a hand up to the sun, shading her eyes, squinting as she looked at it. “There’s a lot of weird stuff going on with the sun nowadays; but speaking of piss, do you believe whores pissed on Trump when he was in Russia?”…


“I don’t know,” he said. “I’m not sure I even care. They say Hitler loved to have women shit on his face. Can you believe it?”…


“It puts a different spin on ‘shit-faced’, doesn’t it?” she said…


“Whatever turns you on,” said the troll. “Trump might be one of those weird guys that likes to do kinky things with whores. Things too kinky to do with his wife.”…


“Trump is a kinky thing no matter how you shake it out,” said the skank. “Like the way he talks about his daughter with women he’s having affairs with, as if they’re surrogates for Ivanka.”…


“You don’t think he fucked her, do you?”


“I have no idea,” said the skank. “But, honestly, I wouldn’t put it past him.”…


“No way,” said the troll. “That’s just too out there.”…


“Never know,” said the skank…


“That’s almost as bad as an old man marrying a ten year old girl.”…


“That is sick,” said the skank. “Just plain sick shit.”…


“It’s a fucked up world,” said the troll. “That’s all there is to it, no other reason.”…


The skank had already made a promise to herself that she would never have any kids. It would be an injustice to the earth and the kids themselves. From the looks of it, it didn’t appear that things were getting any better…


“Want to get a couple of burritos before going home?” said the troll…


“Sure,” she said. “Let's go."…


Wednesday, April 11, 2018

The Zuckerberg thing was opening a can of worms that had bothered the Mason for many years…


Just as the AI service devices (those intrusive home virtual assistants that constantly monitor you) so it was with sites like Facebook, and all search engines, that are forever looking over your shoulder…


He put as little as possible about himself online. It was unfeasible to be completely invisible, but the less there the better…


“Do you think Trump will do an Obama on the Syria gas attack?” said his wife…


“I doubt it,” said the Mason. “He’ll go forward. Hard to say how much forward, what with the Russia standing in the middle of it.” He knew that war in some unique form would come to Trump before his term was up. The attack had clearly been a challenge…


The Mason didn’t like the turn of events because he felt they might jeopardize the North Korea talks. If Kim sees that Putin and Iran are standing firm against Trump, the young tyrant might back out and stand with them…


As much as the magician and the others felt that there was no chance of a nuclear war erupting anywhere on the planet due to assured ET intervention, the Mason wasn’t ready to run that risk…


“Things are really heating up,” said his wife. “All of Trump’s problems are closing in on him.”…


“I bet he’s having a ball,” said the Mason. “I can’t imagine him thinking of the whole thing as anything but an extended stay at Disneyland.”…


“You’re kidding, of course,” said his wife…


“Not at all,” said her husband. “Not one bit.”…